Holla clashers, today's blog is about troop description, this includes the use of the troops and some humor in this post. So here it is
1) THE WARRIOR WITH A HEART AKA barbarians - I kept this name for these guys as for their true love and their all time favorite the WALLS. These little guys will stick to the wall and break them even if not needed as if they love them so much they would cuddle them any moment but as legend says they are warriors and cant cuddle, so they break them and go for the next cute wall. ya so even if you want to send in them in the attack they attack as a good shield not as good as giant n golems but still a good shield for archers n wall breakers. And its even good to confuse the drags when u want to lure them out of the cc.
2)SWAGGERITAS AKA ARCHERS- these girls aren't girls they are hardcore tomboys 9 out 10 attacks one archer will be surviving attacking some damn building n getting you one more percent and they don't give a damn about other troops and will follow their path and survive. These girls are good at wrapping things up once all defences are down send 3 4 of them at each corner and they will clean up with the remaining troops.
3)THE GREEDY BITCH AKA THE GOBLINS-
If you have seen spiderman the goblin is greedy for Spiderman's blood but here the goblins are greedy for money and elixir as we all know. These guys be like they are the most powerful guys in the troops and they don't train themselves as barbs do and then die brutally by the mortar and wiz tower. These guys are good at clearing stuff up too and do require some shield such as barbs or giants. And these guys are fast enough too.
4) THE BEARDED HULK AKA GIANTS - The giants are the most kind hearted guys in the troop list they protect their friends from all the defenses n always go for the defenses because they care fr their friends. These guys are the best as shield for all the troops. While they wreak out the defenses the rest of the troops will clear out the rest.
5)THE UNDEAD BONER AKA WALL BREAKERS - no no no this isn't the boner you are thinking about its the bone guy the with the bombs the wall breakers. These guys can be dumb enough some times. But sometimes they are the life savers. If you rage up these guys then a lvl 5 wall breaker can break up a lvl 8 wall in one stroke. You need to shield them up or else the will die brutally by the defenses.
6)the U.F.P(UNDEAD FLYING PARADE) AKA THE BALLOONS - You must be thinking why parade because if you take one balloon and rest different troops and the balloon survives you are the god of coc. Ya you cannot take a balloon n win the war you need at least 4 balloons to destroy the defenses fast enough n win the 3 star or at least 1 star. 1 balloon is pretty helpless if it leaves it's parade and goes in a different direction.
7)THE BADASS AKA THE WIZARD - "some say he's incredibly handsome others say he is the most handsome, but everybody says he is the wizard." This was said by the wizard himself. Ya that's why he is called the badass. This guy is the most useful guy in the whole army you might not notice that till lvl 4 wizard but the lvl 5+ wizards are incredibly badass. These guys clean up the buildings fast enough and take a little bit amount of damage too but they need the shield to clear up the stuff such as golems or giants. They are the main reason for 3 stars that you get in a GOWIPE.
8) THE RACIST NURSE AKA THE HEALER - the healers are racist and sexist when we use them with archs n barbs they will go after the barbs n not the archs most of the time. And when used in a mixed troops with gobs they will heal the gobs and forget about the important troops that need their cure. They healers are useful when the air defenses are destroyed or else the air defenses will kill them brutally.
9)THE FLYING IDIOTS AKA THE DRAGONS - If you read the tips given on the loading screen if clash of clans, one of the tips are 'dragons are mighty flying units that attack both air and ground targets' but the truth is these guys are complete idiots. If on their right side they have the cannon which isn't harming them at all and on the left the deadly air defense they will go for the cannon which is completely harmless to them and by that time the air defense will kill them with pleasure. These guys are useful and idiots both you can use them as you want but you need something to take out the air defenses I prefer lightning spells max hogs or max loons.
10)THE BRAINLESS ARMOUR AKA P.E.K.K.A - These girls can be very smart sometimes or very dumb, in war when your opponent is tough and you want to get at least one star and you want the troops to destroy the town hall that is in the middle at that moment the pekkas are quite important because they can sustain a lot of amount of damage, you deploy all your troops and mostly you should deploy your pekka when all your troops are deployed. But after all your efforts of sending the troops in the middle the pekka selects to go around n clear the outer buildings and go ringa ring as if she is on weed and there you loose the attack because of the dumb pekka. If she would go in the middle n get 3 then she would be smart. Hence the pekkas are smart and dumb both.
Ok guys we wrap up our first part of the troops here. The second part will be out next Sunday. Guys from now onwards ill post every Sunday do check it out. I have really worked hard on this so please comment like n follow me. Until next week
Stay happy
And
Keep clashing
:)
1) THE WARRIOR WITH A HEART AKA barbarians - I kept this name for these guys as for their true love and their all time favorite the WALLS. These little guys will stick to the wall and break them even if not needed as if they love them so much they would cuddle them any moment but as legend says they are warriors and cant cuddle, so they break them and go for the next cute wall. ya so even if you want to send in them in the attack they attack as a good shield not as good as giant n golems but still a good shield for archers n wall breakers. And its even good to confuse the drags when u want to lure them out of the cc.
2)SWAGGERITAS AKA ARCHERS- these girls aren't girls they are hardcore tomboys 9 out 10 attacks one archer will be surviving attacking some damn building n getting you one more percent and they don't give a damn about other troops and will follow their path and survive. These girls are good at wrapping things up once all defences are down send 3 4 of them at each corner and they will clean up with the remaining troops.
3)THE GREEDY BITCH AKA THE GOBLINS-
If you have seen spiderman the goblin is greedy for Spiderman's blood but here the goblins are greedy for money and elixir as we all know. These guys be like they are the most powerful guys in the troops and they don't train themselves as barbs do and then die brutally by the mortar and wiz tower. These guys are good at clearing stuff up too and do require some shield such as barbs or giants. And these guys are fast enough too.
4) THE BEARDED HULK AKA GIANTS - The giants are the most kind hearted guys in the troop list they protect their friends from all the defenses n always go for the defenses because they care fr their friends. These guys are the best as shield for all the troops. While they wreak out the defenses the rest of the troops will clear out the rest.
5)THE UNDEAD BONER AKA WALL BREAKERS - no no no this isn't the boner you are thinking about its the bone guy the with the bombs the wall breakers. These guys can be dumb enough some times. But sometimes they are the life savers. If you rage up these guys then a lvl 5 wall breaker can break up a lvl 8 wall in one stroke. You need to shield them up or else the will die brutally by the defenses.
6)the U.F.P(UNDEAD FLYING PARADE) AKA THE BALLOONS - You must be thinking why parade because if you take one balloon and rest different troops and the balloon survives you are the god of coc. Ya you cannot take a balloon n win the war you need at least 4 balloons to destroy the defenses fast enough n win the 3 star or at least 1 star. 1 balloon is pretty helpless if it leaves it's parade and goes in a different direction.
7)THE BADASS AKA THE WIZARD - "some say he's incredibly handsome others say he is the most handsome, but everybody says he is the wizard." This was said by the wizard himself. Ya that's why he is called the badass. This guy is the most useful guy in the whole army you might not notice that till lvl 4 wizard but the lvl 5+ wizards are incredibly badass. These guys clean up the buildings fast enough and take a little bit amount of damage too but they need the shield to clear up the stuff such as golems or giants. They are the main reason for 3 stars that you get in a GOWIPE.
8) THE RACIST NURSE AKA THE HEALER - the healers are racist and sexist when we use them with archs n barbs they will go after the barbs n not the archs most of the time. And when used in a mixed troops with gobs they will heal the gobs and forget about the important troops that need their cure. They healers are useful when the air defenses are destroyed or else the air defenses will kill them brutally.
9)THE FLYING IDIOTS AKA THE DRAGONS - If you read the tips given on the loading screen if clash of clans, one of the tips are 'dragons are mighty flying units that attack both air and ground targets' but the truth is these guys are complete idiots. If on their right side they have the cannon which isn't harming them at all and on the left the deadly air defense they will go for the cannon which is completely harmless to them and by that time the air defense will kill them with pleasure. These guys are useful and idiots both you can use them as you want but you need something to take out the air defenses I prefer lightning spells max hogs or max loons.
10)THE BRAINLESS ARMOUR AKA P.E.K.K.A - These girls can be very smart sometimes or very dumb, in war when your opponent is tough and you want to get at least one star and you want the troops to destroy the town hall that is in the middle at that moment the pekkas are quite important because they can sustain a lot of amount of damage, you deploy all your troops and mostly you should deploy your pekka when all your troops are deployed. But after all your efforts of sending the troops in the middle the pekka selects to go around n clear the outer buildings and go ringa ring as if she is on weed and there you loose the attack because of the dumb pekka. If she would go in the middle n get 3 then she would be smart. Hence the pekkas are smart and dumb both.
Ok guys we wrap up our first part of the troops here. The second part will be out next Sunday. Guys from now onwards ill post every Sunday do check it out. I have really worked hard on this so please comment like n follow me. Until next week
Stay happy
And
Keep clashing
:)
